HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.– Alan, age 10 (true sports fan)
( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.– Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.– Camille, age 10
( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.– Freddie, age 6.

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
– Derrick, age 8 (so true)

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
( 1 ) Both don’t want any more kids.– Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.– Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.– Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
( 1 ) I’d run home and play dead. The next day! I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.– Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
( 1 ) When they’re rich.– Pam, age 7
( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.– Curt, age 7
( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.– Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) It’s better for girls to be single but not boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.– Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? — Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is….HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.– Ricky, age 10 (future diplomat)

Guy as Shakira – fat guy dance funny video

This Fat guy dance as good as Shakira.This is the most popular clip on Google Video at the moment. It’s a fat guy and his friends mimicking Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie video. See the four minute Skakira spoof video clip above.

Here’s the lyrics from Hips Don’t Lie:

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I’m on tonight
You know my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it’s driving me crazy
And I didn’t have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move
your body, girl
And everything so unexpected – the way
you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

Funny watches – Unusual watches – what time is it

It’s not unusual to see cool new features and functionality packed into digital watches these days: MP3 players, infrared remote controls, cameras, compasses, flashlights, PDAs. Telling time has even become secondary for many watches by companies like Casio, Timex, Suunto, Fossil, and dozens of small new high-tech watch manufacturers. What is unusual, however, is to see a new and innovative high-tech watch whose primary function is not only to tell time, but to do so in traditional and even ancient ways.rue, it’s goofy looking, but I just named all my favorite digital watch features, and it’s very unusual to find them all in one place.

Watch should use to see the time.Isn’t it ? this is humor watches – funny watches and unsual watches which have crazy design and only that.

Please try to see what time is it :